Happenstance Cultural Blip: Archive

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Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Jul 28th

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thechamberofsecrets: has been opened

Jul 28th

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oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

Jul 28th

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illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB If he holding a dildo? Oh wait, no, that’s a marker.

Jul 28th

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katara: did sweden go to old navy for their outfits

Jul 28th

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Noises fangirls make:

youdontknowobsessed: *pterodactyl screeching* *screaming* *ugly sobbing* *squealing* *asdfkl;kdhgakjsdhj* *gasping* *whale sounds*

Jul 28th

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my thoughts during school

me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me 
me: ugh

Jul 28th

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ccolfer: wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. #i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch I hope someone chokes on mine.

Jul 28th

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Jul 19th

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Jul 18th

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I have two new followers! From the last day or so! Hi! Welcome! I’m so glad you approve enough to follow me!

Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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Facebook is to Tumblr what desperate, unfunny parents trying to “be hip” are to teenagers.

Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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Jul 17th

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Jul 17th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Guys, I'm sorry, I'm really not sure what's going...

But Tumblr had a seizure and double-posted my last four images! I think I’ll leave it for the sake of the notes, but the redundancy has been…tortuous. The repeat posts were http://happenstanceculturalblip.tumblr.com/post/26979044634 http://happenstanceculturalblip.tumblr.com/post/26976685099 http://happenstanceculturalblip.tumblr.com/post/26824731778 Sorry! I don’t know...

Jul 16th

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