And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
has been opened
THIS. YES. THIS GIFSET. BLESS YOUR FACE FOR POSTING IT.
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
If he holding a dildo?
Oh wait, no, that’s a marker.
An electric/acoustic guitar cover of the Overworld Theme from Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, performed by DSCAccount.
did sweden go to old navy for their outfits
- *pterodactyl screeching*
- *ugly sobbing*
- *whale sounds*
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there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
I hope someone chokes on mine.
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